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Ides (Bastard near Bethlehem)

March! For ROCK’s edgy challenge

By Harper LewisPublished 13 days ago Updated 5 days ago 1 min read
Et tu, Brute?

What’s edgier than a knife?

Nothing, according to Julius,

not surgical birth

nor a salad with anchovies.

Where is our Brutus?

Damn sure not in the Senate.

Berlin in Boston.

Welcome to the Department of just ICE.

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Cleopatra was cleaner,

snagged a Tony while she was at it,

seducing with her body:

eyes of kohl, dangerous curves,

serpentine sway of hips.

That killer asp.

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This mockery of Rome

with shit-smeared walls housing cowards

who use their knives at dinner,

or chuckle at their clever ability

to rest blades in the carcass of history

while a minotaur who doesn’t know the labyrinth

rages through once-hallowed halls,

the room Henry Clay held together by eloquent force.

the compromised compromiser compromised beyond the grave.

When roses last in Jackie’s garden grew, the East Wing stood.

Jacquelyn Martin, AP via Politico

Now bullies wave banners, call hatred heritage.

Checks unbalanced, books overcooked. How long til they burn?

Our decline staring us in the face, Faulkner in Stockholm and Eliot in England,

Bombs to make us stop reading.

The Lolita files.

Friends partying, via The Guardian

“Khameni, one of the most evil people in History (sic), is dead”—US President Trump

“Kettle? Please hold for the POT(US).”

Willie’s prick never slipped a trick like this. Protective perjury? Maybe Justice should shuck off that blindfold, see how the scales tip when the tail wags the dog.

nine-eleven two-twenty-seven

Tehran.

Via The National on Facebook

Church and State, meanwhile, birth a bastard west of Bethlehem.

We’re fucked.

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About the Creator

Harper Lewis

I'm a weirdo nerd who’s extremely subversive. I like rocks, incense, and witchy stuff. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction might have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈

MA English literature, College of Charleston

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  • Caitlin Charltonabout 17 hours ago

    Your use of juxtaposition to highlight the threat of a knife against the weak use of it to eat food was highly effective at unarming the attempt at mockery. I felt the strongest emotional pull in the section regarding Henry Clay. Using diacope with the phrase "the compromised compromiser compromised" drove home the disturbance and the taunting perfectly. It highlights a sheer disrespect for all he achieved, even as he lies in his grave. Brilliant work! 🤗🌼

  • This is so clever and memorable. I love it! You're quite adept with words.

  • Novel Allen4 days ago

    There be Bastards everywhere. Well said.

  • Vicious excellentce

  • John Cox9 days ago

    Razor edged brilliance, Harper! How long will this nightmare continue?

  • So many momentous moments in history captured in your words and which might otherwise have been lost to history.

  • Marie Wilson11 days ago

    You put razor-sharp words to horrible deeds to tell it like it is, not how it gets spun. Good writing on bad acting. Ty.

  • Rachel Robbins11 days ago

    Yup! All of this. Your words are great. Shame our leaders are so evil, corrupt, disgusting. ❤️

  • Lamar Wiggins11 days ago

    Ugh!!! This world sucks, but your poem was cool and edgy AF! 🤩

  • Lana V Lynx12 days ago

    That’s very edgy and straightforward, Harper.

  • Tiffany Gordon12 days ago

    Brilliant in every way!!

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