humor

Ghost Pepper
A bowling alley neon lights beaming down pins string of fluorescent all the way to the WOOP you impatiently topple D o w n
By Michele Nampalli4 days ago in Poets
I Placed A Cup Outside, One Of Those "Carnival Cups" - I Don't Know, I Just Don't Know Why
Something is wrong with me - I cannot reach any person !? No person can co-operate properly - NONE, why is that !? I placed a cup outside, NOW my brain is saying "I FORGOT"...
By 365poetry4 days ago in Poets
Okay Today You Left at 7:22, What Happened To "Today", It Should Be 7:22 --------------------Why, Places Not Opened, Things Not Opened To Your Liking - Consistency, HMMMMM !!
Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a mother !? Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a community !? Do you take this man - NOPE, never he has a business !? Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a "Quality" !?
By 365poetry4 days ago in Poets
It's Ann Without An E
"Hi there, How are you?" "I'm fine, thank you," "Can I take your name?" "My name is Carol Ann," "Ok, got it!" Five minutes later...
By Carol Ann Townend4 days ago in Poets
HippoChristians!. Content Warning.
They say don't talk! Hush but follow the Jesus Christ walk. They say We know! Theology they claime a bodily love. They say
By Diana4 days ago in Poets
Young Again
Rickety old cat Rockets round the yard chasing Neighbours’ prowling pet. * Inspired by our Grand Old Dame, Queen Mia. Deaf and almost blind, she spies our neighbours’ cat, Bad Luck. Instantly, her clock winds back a decade. Fleet of foot, she flies in pursuit.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶5 days ago in Poets
ATTENTION: Writing in Progress
You know someone isn't a writer when they interrupt you while you are writing.
By Katheleen5 days ago in Poets
Empty Vase
I'm sitting here on this shelf, Disgusted and embarrassed with myself! My owner says I'm pretty, But I'm feeling kind of ugly.
By Carol Ann Townend5 days ago in Poets
Pogo
* When she was young. Susie loved pogo sticks Riding hard up and down doing tricks Turns out not much has changed They call it a different name
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden6 days ago in Poets
Mr Bubbles And The Rest Of The Story
* Soaking in the tub soothed my troubles So much so that I made it a double You can imagine my surprise When before my eyes
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden6 days ago in Poets
Never mind
Ready to speak but I have been interrupted Never mind I guess
By Mollie Harrison6 days ago in Poets
If The Shoe Fits, It Might Be The Sock
** hickory dickery dock how that man celebrated his cock but when he turned around and his knickers fell down turned out, it was only his sock
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden6 days ago in Poets